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Laois feels like he is in some very specific porn-logic universe. It’s the culinary equivalent of “the only way to advance through this dungeon and saved your loved one is to have really specific weird sex you’ve always been curious about,” and he’s like “AWW TWIST MY ARM” with his dick fully out
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something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.
#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST.#This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort#Anyway#I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever#THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh#hl2vrai#hlvrai#tommy coolatta#should. I tag ol gordon here ?#I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag#whatever.#hlvrai 2#gordon freeman#gordon feetman#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai tommy#If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE .#that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up#TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon#Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases#but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends.#now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE#this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god#wgatever. What the fuck ever#EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK
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(so so bitterly) people need to get weirder with it when writing RG.
#LIKE SORRY. AND I SAY THIS AS A CERTIFIED HATER. YOU ALL MAKE HIM TOO NORMAL#he looked at DUCK who is so socially abrasive and annoying and offputting and horrible that everyone who meets him HATES HIM#and he was INTO it like folks we need to#CAN WE GET OUR HEADS ON STRAIGHT HERE#HE BELIVES IN MAGIC AND LIKES SMASH MOUTH AND LIKES WHEN THAT WEIRD BIRD THING IS /MEAN/#HES A LITTLE FREAK AND I'M SICK OF ACTING LIKE HE'S NOT#HES A WEIRDO DUDE !!!!!#HES A REDGUY CODED DUCK GIRLIE HES A FUCKIN. FAN DUDE. WHICH IS CRAZY BC NO ONE LIKES THAT GUY#i said worse things on this topic. and i will not repeat them here.#but guys. remember the song Sweet Bod. anyways.
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How fucked up would it be if the real experiment of the Social Experiments beyond Showfall testing out a live audience with their show was them actually genuinely shutting off their control on Ranboo and maybe temporarily(?) Charlie’s during act 3 (while having the full ability to flip it back on if/when wanted) to see what they would do and how they would react if they ever actually started to broke free, so Showfall would be able to predict and squash any attempts at getting out if something ever went wrong with their fan favorites in the future.
#if we think that Ranboo tried to escape once before the events of TSE this could be a product of that#yeas this ties in to my last genloss post. act 3 isn’t for the audience it’s only for Showfall/Hetch to both test and take some anger out o#I’ve been hardcore mulling over genloss again and this time I’m actually making a post or two about it lmao#Sneeg breaking free was a real glitch. Austin freaking out because he could See was real. Showfall doesn’t have as locked down control#as they would like to. so if they can predict to prevent that going to far if it happens…….#*Rod Serling voice* anyway wouldn’t that be sooo fucked up?#and of course I mean stop them in a way that isn’t JUST ‘let’s set the giant fuckin security monster loose on them’#cause it kinda seems like it’ll go for Showfall employees too if they aren’t careful#unless of course. we want to think Sneeg killed that guard. either way it’s about effectiveness lol#robot rambles#genloss#generation loss#gl ranboo#gl charlie
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the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything
kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend
#i’m so glad i saw this now and not when i was deranged at 2AM last night (i say as if i am not currently deranged)#like i had to physically pause. stop watching the video. to take notes to tell you guys about it i hope you know#holyjost thank u i love u i appreciate u & how u always have the sources 😭#i send out a prayer to the universe (put shit in the tags) & u provide#liv in the replies#holyjost#i love this reaction image btw it is one of my FAVORITES#anyway i was just chilling and then lost it at the ‘brandon just says shit’ part and had to start writing down notes (as follows)#there is SO much. the lore. the fact that brandon lasts two seconds before his shirt comes off everyone else is so bundled#dewey2 immediate “sharks” girl help the two of them on the bean bag together#the boat competition BOLDY’S CONTRACT??? yeah i AM thinking about that in a weird way what kind of contract brandon#also boldy motion sickness girlie he’s so real for that one 😭😭#and brandon talking a big game and then like fuckin. curled into a ball on the beanbag passed out bro i cannot.#LD BONITA? LD BONITA FISH??? So excitedly???? my GOD.#LEAVE THAT POOR FISH ALONE!!!!#oh the shark lore 🥺 dewey baby let me take you to this fantastic thing called an aquarium.#you can pet sharks there!!! i can’t even. i know i’ve seen it and had a breakdown about it before but connor’s hand when he pets the shark#the absolute joy oh my god. connor PLEASE ik u want to touch all the fish… we have sturgeon & sting rays & jellies#brandon praising connor’s attitude 🫡 he is so goal oriented they said the goal is a vibe check and connor studied.#also. save me hot brothers save me#what the fuck is this yeti cup ritual give me a cult au NOW wkdndiwkdi they’re such freaks. i love it. also just drink it bro#VLADDY MENTION THAT’S MY BOY HI BEAUTIFULLLLL#OH THIS WAS THE MIDDSY FIGHT???#awww Freddy (who i never think is a forward??)#connor dewar#brandon duhaime#minnesota wild#for reference!
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why are people genuinely upset frank's selling his stuff at high prices? if you're gonna be a freak and buy his ratty old shoes or whatever else because you're that obsessed with him you can at least pay him a suitably ridiculous amount for it
#like if anyone was so obsessed with me they fuckin wanted my socks nd shit id charge insane prices too#both as compensation for them deeply unsettling me and because its just funny#anyway tldr: he knows yall are freaks and those prices are basically making u admit it#ghoul groans#mcr#frank iero
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i will never be able to put into words how amazing it is to have hanae natsuki play mikoto
#milgram#im actually this guys biggest fan#i freak out over his role announcements literally every time i see them even if i have no fuckin idea who hes playing#im just happy hes getting roles man#such a phenomenal voice actor#i get so sad whenever hes doing sad scenes because just hearing his voice sound heartbroken makes ME heartbroken#doesnt matter how dogshit the rest of the series was#if a hanae natsuki character is sad then IM sad#im emotionally deranged over mikoto. as u can imagine#lxm textposts#also in case anyone doesnt know he has a youtube channel#and its the funniest fucking thing ever because he only plays horror games#and the other day he posted a lethal company video and its like#dude why is kayano mikoto playing lethal company LMFAO#god i wish i knew japanese i just watch these vids having absolutely no idea whats being said but i enjoy it so much anyway
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Ok....... I actually love Utakata, and I am SO SAD we only get him for like 8 episodes
#speculation nation#fanny watches naruto#shaking the bars of my cage. HES SO COOL AND TORTURED AND I LOVE HIS BUBBLE JUTSU#just a guy with emo hair and a kimono so loose we can see his chest. who kills people by blowing bubbles hfkshfkd#i still have a few more episodes of this mini arc left. i really hope naruto learns he's the six-tails' jinchuuriki#there are two jinchuuriki parading around together and naruto doesnt even KNOWWAA#utakata knows though. bc unlike naruto he's actually perceptive lmao#he noticed naruto's weird chakra and also there was that reference to 'great power becomes a hindrance. right naruto?'#paraphrasing. but he was very definitely referencing the kyuubi. and then naruto GLOSSES OVER IT#naruto telling hotaru about how hes burdened by something too ans it cuts to utakata who doesnt say anything but looks so unsurprised#PLEASEEEE I JUST WANT NARUTO TO KNOW!!!! he's gonna lose utakata anyways but i want him to know!!!!!!#anyways im chewing on this lanky emo man with a big fuckin slug sealed inside him.#oh and near the start of the arc where hotaru was freaked out by the raining 'slugs'.#well now i saw that and was like. your guy's a slug guy. you better get used to them lmaooooo
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demoting Motormaster and replacing him with Breakdown. this brought to you by i think Breakdown would be utterly miserable and like visibly petrified doing the most anodyne shit and it'd be hot
#red rambles#stiff as a board and shaking like a leaf going 's-s-s-soundwave I'm requesting um a p-practice room for team training' to get a like single#grunt in response+ the thing he wanted#absolutely no difficulty with the concept of fighting for his olace but all the inter department stuff that isn't a fight freaks him out so#bad. he's actually worse at playing along with others than motormaster when he's in charge bc paranoia will fuckin do that#anyway i think it's hot to stress robots to the breaking point. and i think he would find his breaking point really fast
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i've been a busy boy (spoken w the same vibe as that one garfield 9/11 comic)
#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3#bgiii#bg3 astarion#bg3 abdirak#(oh god ive been misspelling that cunts name this whole time)#for anyone whos not familiar with this game you get the bloodless debuff if astarion drinks your blood#and you get loviatar's love by letting a sadomasochist beat the shit out of you ritualistically. no that's not a joke#but i went thru with it cause it gives you advantage on low health and my bard is the squishiest bitch on the team now#even GALE has more health than my character now bc i gave him the tough feat#i also coincidentally got astarion's first bite scene the first long rest after meeting abdirak#because ive been delaying my long rests as long as possible for fear of anything time-sensitive becoming unavailable to me#and so a bunch of other shit took priority over astarion trying to bite me#BUT. that has instead resulted in the extremely funny idea of my character volunteer to get beaten up#for NO in-universe discernable reason i might add#and astarion being like 'hm. okay he might be a big enough freak to let me feed off him without shoving a stake through my ribs'#and then trying his luck that very night ASJFKSA#anyway. i stopped playing this fuckin game like an hour ago bc i have to wake up early and yet im still awake and being a freak#internal monologue
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also bc i mentioned transformers briefly i do love. the Many Things that go on in fics over there. fascinating. it's fueling my special interests and also making me go "....WH-"
#jackals barks#nsft#it's also giving me new kinks#.........anyways not to be a freak but i was actually vaguely enthralled by the one where character a eats plastic bottles n the like as#part of a kink scene ('as. he wh-') Did I Fuckin Stutter?
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i feel like the makeup standards are not necessarily going to get Worse, just. stay the Same. "raised by sephora and ulta" christ alive yall act like this shit is new. as if this hasnt been the standard to blast young girls with makeup ads and shit via magazine and tv and imposed beauty standards anyway. the only real difference is like, idk, accessibility of tutorials for how to apply it well
#toy txt post#spoken as. a no makeup bitch#altho i have also been accused by a terf of wearing a pound if makeup for wearing. visible lipstick in a selfie. and that was It#the actual Beauty Standard has largely stayed the exact fucking same of like making your skin texture as fake as possible#that was the standard back then too but it was harder to achieve /know how to do it cos there werent tutorials the same way now#also yes sephora and ulta are evil and all that but like the same amount theyve always been.#yall really acting like these imposed beauty standards being exposed to children is like a new unique tiktom thing thats never happened#before. and yall blaming instagram are no fuckin better. this has been happening The Entire God Damn Time#also theres something rubbing me about the way this is getting talked about. 'she did all thos other arbitrary bullshit except this#One Thing! the discrimination against this one thing is awful!#and like. it is. but i feel like we could address that while also maybe stepping back a tiny bit further and questioning these arbitrary#standards of professionalism too while we're at it#why does she have to have a blazer either? why do the earrings have to be understated#why do the colors have ti be bland and boring? why does he hair have to be a natural color and gender conforming ?#etc etc etc#like if we're accepting all that other shit the ppl upset about this could acknowledge she might experience similar discrimination for say#very obvious goth or punk-y makeup or anything a little too far outside the bounds of the acceptable beauty standard#everyone is pissed about 'eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man' but theyd be saying nothing if she was discriminated for fuckin#big wings and black lipstick bc well thats Obviously not professional standard makeup. okay?#if we change how we look at professional standards of dress and makeup as a whole to include Fucking Freak Bitches#then it would be a lot easier to include No Makeup in there as welllllll#idk#im a no makeup bitch with blue hair whos only ever worked in warehouses so they didnt give too much of a shit about my lack of makeup#or blue hair as long as i didnt show up in like flip flops which is a Reasonable dress code bc its got an actual fucking reason#(safety so you dont lose your goddamn toes to a box or a grate or some shit) vs it makes the office corpo bros sad#anyway idk if you have the privilege to get away with it i think you should dress weirder in the office to get them used to weirder dress#maybe instead of Suddenly going No Makeup sort of slowly lessen the amount so its not a Sudden change or smth#again: if you have the privilege and job security to get away with it#also also also: easier to get away with if you were to say. mask. js. they cant get mad at schrodingers lack of lipstick
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wait im having more thought abt rtc it au i shohld write these down
#theo.txt#it#im not im just gonna ramble in the tags of a thmblr post :)#ANYWAY#their songs are aboht their it enounterss &&#the shit that went down in their lives i think#like bill sings abt georgie & seeing his picture move & then he sings about being bullied bcause of his stutter & how his parents got after#georgie died#which mignt be too much for a song bht?? i dont care#& pennywise is Less fortune teller who can see when u die & more. Clown#hes just. the freak ass dancing clown that only comes with the fair every 27 years & COINCIDENTALLY kids go missing & something goes WILDY#wronf every time he comes#& its still like. some freak that sleeps unfer their town or whatever it just usues the circus as a disguse a little bit more#& when the kids die on the coaster (somehow Fucked by pussywise) they get taken to its little fuckin. thingy thing ifk how to describe it#& they can see all the people its killed out of the corner of their eyes & on the edge of their vison ? & the ones it killed longer ago are#more faded & dont show up so Mostly all they see is kids#& pennywise basically uses them like puppets for entertainment for the songs (so similer 2 karnak)#anyway. nothing will come of this but i think its cool sometimes
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tomorrow is my first day of classes as I go back to school for the first time in eight years and my family has picked today to blow up at each other and drag me into it
#VERY long story short#after my Papa died my dad buying the house out from my mom became a real possibility again#so all of us slowed down on the house sale stuff#and that included me shifting my focus from packing and looking for a place to getting ready to start school#but as of about two and a half hours ago my father is again freaking the fuck out#and saying we need to have the house ready to go on the market in seven fucking days#bc my mom has asked for a downpayment which he says he can’t afford#(when I asked him how much she was asking for he said he didn’t know. so it’s less ‘can’t’ and more ‘doesn’t want to’ but whatever)#anyway I asked him to ask bc if it comes down to it I would prefer to loan my dad the money for the downpayment#bc in exchange I get stability while I go back to school and the money I lose in interest would just be going to increased rent anyway#so now I get a text from my mother saying ‘do not give your father money for the downpayment’#and I’ve been trying so hard to be supportive of them both without it seeming like I’m ‘taking sides’#but I kind of snapped and said ‘I love you but don’t tell me what to do. I’m not doing this to ‘bail dad out’’#‘I’m doing this bc it’s the best option for me right now.’#and now she’s not responding to me#I fucking hate this#she needs the money. I need a stable place to live. let me loan him the money so YOU have the money mom!#I know you’re worried he won’t pay me back bc he’s proven to be less than honest with his finances in the past but also.#I’m his only kid. not to be macabre but I’ll be getting it back eventually one way or another unless he somehow writes me out of his will.#just fuckin. I’m supposed to be reading through my syllabuses and figuring out bullshit websites for school rn.#I don’t want to be dealing with family drama and impending homelessness rn pls chill#personal
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one of the (admittedly many) reasons i love love love LOVE my uf and ht self inserts i think is because all the shit i hate about myself is amplified with them and i LOVE them for it. theyre weird gross perverted overbearing annoying creeps who nobody really feels comfortable around. and its the BEST!!!!!!!!! like yeah they suck shit. they dont know anything and theyre genuinely disturbing and disgusting people. arent they just the BEST
#cherry chats#i happen to love girls who are the worst ever. is the thing#when my ht/uf inserts make everyone around them uncomfortable and gross people out and when nobody likes them i think its so awesome and fun#they both suck so bad. theyre awesome#they dont KNOW shit they cant DO shit theyre weird nasty FREAKS#theyre overbearing and clingy and creepy and selfish and completely fucked in the head. and theyre everythinf 2 me#^____^#i love my fucked up little self inserts. they are so not okay over there#had a visual image of my uf self insert lighting they and sans’ bed on fire cause he annoyed them. lmfao#blame kiss with a fist That song is everything in the world to me Ok#btw speaking of which i should really give my most common self inserts nicknames#because going ‘my uf and ht self inserts’ every time is a pain#like. my trollsona although i dont talk about them much is a favorite too and their name is zairku Cuz troll names etc#and in my head i nicknames my horrortale guy 207 for. some fuckin reason#ermm. whadda hell do i call that underfell freak then.#……………… cherry???? bc thats qhat i used to go by way way WAY back in the day???#and it. SORTA fits the general uf aesthetic…..???#well. just like how 207 was a placeholder that just became their nickname i guess cherry would be the same#if i called them that as a temporary placeholder while i think of something else itd just end up being their name anyway. lol#okie dokie hehehee thats good then ^__^ i think ill add that 2 my pages when i get out of bed#which is. very soon bcuz i wanna smoke. so im goin outside. its -4° out
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